Desi kahani behn ki chudi ki kahani urdu kahani:
Alakh aur vijay dono bachpan ke dost the, dono ki dosti aaj bhi usi tarah se barkarar thi.dono jawan hokar aik sath jawani ki hawa kha rahe the.. Dono awara kism ke ladke the. Dono ka pariwar aapas me kafi ghula-mila tha.vijay aur alakh dono aik hi collage me b.a. ke student the. Padai-likhai me dono ka man nahi lagta tha collage ke naam par dono hi lofergiri karte the.dono achhe ghar ke the isliye paison ka kami na tha. Maal patakar dono aik sath kahin le jate aur dono milkar chodkar maja lete the. Dono me se maal koi pataye par maja dono sath hi lete the, jo kharcha aata dono aapas me aadha-2 kar lete the. Dono ko bur ka maja lag chuka tha. Ye dono 22 sal ke manchale naujawan the. Aapas me jab bhi milte to bas mauj masti ki hi baat kiya karte the. Ab tak un dono ne 4buron ko chodkar maja liya tha. Jinme se do ko vijay ne aur do ko alakh ne pataya tha.dono ko bur ka nasha iskadar pagal banaye huye tha. Dono ki dosti itni pakki thi ki kisi bhi maal ko koi akela safachat nahi karta tha, dono milkar maja lete the. Bur ka maja pakar dono ka lund bur ka diwana bana hardam fanfanaya rahta tha aur dono hamesha bur chodne ki jugar me lage rahte the.
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Aik din collage ke park me dono sath baithe rangin baton ke tane-bane bunte burwaliyoon se milnewale anand ki baat-chit kar rahe the to alakh ne kaha"yaar vijay! Mere dimag me aik naya idia aaya hai,agar tum taiyar ho jao to maja aajata aur fastclass ki kunwari chhokarian hum dono ke hath lag jati","yaar idhar mahino se lund thanak raha hai, sali koi pat nahi rahi hai.lagta hai humdono ko randiwali bur chodni paregi." alakh apne jawan sharir ko ainthte huye bola-"randi chodne se achha hai satka mar liya jaye",maja to privet ko hi chodne me hai." "mere idia par chalo to maja aajata, bhagdaud bhi nahi, na paisa kharch aur maal aikdam pure". Alakh vijay ke hath ko dabata hua bola. Is samay dono ki jawani madhhoshi se bhari thi aur dono ke lund paint me sursura rahe the.dono ke ankhon me bur ki tasweer nach rahi thi."batao yaar! Kya naya idia hai?" "humlog aapas me adla badli karke khub maja le sakte hai.""kaisa adla-badli?" "dekho yaar vijay! Tumhari bahan sayani hai aur meri bhi bahan khubsurat aur kunwari hai, aisi damdar laundia 1000-500 kharch karne par bhi jaldi nahi pategi, aikbar pati phi jhansa de gayee, isliye mera idia hai ke humdono aapas me adla-badli karke maja le, undono ko aikbar patane me thodi dikkat hogi phir to maja pane ke baad dono khud hi......" apne idia ke sath alakh apne honto ho chatne laga. Aikpal ke liye vijay ka mood kharab hua, par dusre hi chhan jab alakh ki gadrai bahan ki kasi-kasi chuchion ka dhayan aaya to muskan ke sath kaha-"agar tumhe harj nahi hai to adla-badli karne ko taiyar hu." is par alakh khushi se bhar kar vijay ke kandhe ko thapthpa kar bola-"yaar tum bhi ajib ho, akhir humdono ki bahano par bhi to jawani chadhti ho gi, koi na koi chodkar maja lega hi, hami log apas me adal-badal kar maja le to kya harj hai, dono aapas me hum umr ki sahelian bhi hai kisi ko shak bhi nahi hoga aur kachak maal jab man karega chodne ke liye mil jayega, dono ki chuchi dekhte nahi bina bra ke har wakt kitna tana tana rahta hai, chodne layak dono hai." alakh ke naye idia se vijay ke munh me pani bhar gaya,uske lund ka halchal tej hua aur alakh ki kunwari bahan ki gadrai jawani ankhon me ghumne lagi.udhar is naye vichar ke sath alakh ki ankhon me vijay ki syani bahan ka kora badan nasha karne laga.uske baad dono ne aapas me apni bahno ki adla-badli karne ka program banaya aur fir chokh maal ko lutne ke firak ne puri tarah se dono par gaye.
Behn ki Desi kahani :
Vijay ki bahan bhi gori-chitti thi aur alakh ki bhi dono ki umar me bas aik-do mah ka antar tha. Dono 18 sal ki syani aur samajhdar ladkian thi. Dono ki chuchio ka size bhi aik thi. Vijay ki bahan ka naam rani tna aur alakh ki bahan ka rajni.dono ka aapas me kafi patati thi.waise dono alag-alag school me padti thi.syanepan ki masti undono ko bhi kabhi-kabhi chulbulahat me bharne lagi thi. Dono ko laundiapan ka gyan bhi tha. Dono ke bur par syanepan ke bal ug chale the. Vijay ki bahan rani rajni ki apekchha kuchh adhik moti thi aur sath hi kuchh chalak bhi thi.waise bur abhi dono ki kunwari hi thi. Rajni ki to chuchi bhi kunwari thi, par rani chori chhipe doodhwale se kabhi-kabhar chhati ko dabwakar maja bhi li thi.is prakar rani me thora bahut anubhav tha, maja pakar use syanapan katne lag gayee thi.dono hi shahri watawaran ki ladkian thi,isliye unko apne ladkipan ke syane ango ki kimat ka pata tha. Rajni aur rani dono ko pata tha ki tango ke bich jo bur hai wo mard ke lund se chodi jati hai, aur jab bur ko chodwaya jata hai to ladkiyon ko apar anand aata hai. Naye idia ke sath alak aur vijay aik-dusre ki kunwari bahno se maja lene ke chakkar me pad gaye. Dono pahle apni-apni bahano ko aik dusre se baat karte huye karib laye.is prakar vijay ki bahan rani alakh se hasne-bolne lagi aur alakh ki bahan rajni vijay ke sath hasne-bolne lagi. Dono dost to aapas me sadhe-badhe the hi. Dono ko dono laundia me syanepan ki bharpur masti nazar aane lagi thi. Dono aapas me milkar aik dusre ki bahno ki jawani rangin tarif karte...aage unko fansa kar mauj-masti karne ki yojna banate.
Desi kahani pakistani hot urdu desi kahani :
Is parkar dono bahno ki adla-badli se apne lund ki pyas bhujhane ko puri tarah se taiyar the. Udhar dono aik dusre ke bhaiyon ke karib aakar apne sayanepan me gudguddi ka anubhav karne lagi thi. Dono yaar chodu the. Isliye undono ne dekh-dakh kar hi un ladkiyon se apni ichchha ko zahir kiya tha. Chunki rani chuchi ka maja doodhwale se pa chuki thi isliye alakh ke pas jakar baat-chit karne aur apne yauwano ko ghur-ghur ka dikhwane me bada maja aata tha. Pahle dono baat-chit aur how-bhaw se aik dusre ki syani bahno ko apne rangin khyaloon se parichit karaya aur uske bad thoda sa chhu-chha karke un dono ki soyee jawani ko chikor kar jagaya. Isparakar rani aur rajni dono ko ahsas ho gaya ki dono ke bhai aik dusre ki bahano ko fit karne ke chakkar me pade hai. Iski suchna pahle rajni ko rani ne ulahne ke roop me gudgudate man se deti boli-"rajni! Tumhare bhaiya bade waise hai...aaj to meri chati pakarna chahe...hai""tumhare bhaiya bhi to wahi hai..jab dekho to meri chhati ko ghurte hai." rajni bhi sar se panw tak lahrati huyee boli.is tarah dono sahelian aik dusre ki masti ke sath tane marti aik dusre ke bhaiyon se mauj masti ke liye lalachne lagi. Ab ye dono jawan ladkian bhi aapas me kilkar aik dusre ke bhaiyon ke dwara ki gari harkaton ke warnan aik dusre se karti huyee maja leti. Rajni ki apekchha rani ki bur adhik chubula rahi thi. Wo rajni ki tulna me alakh ke pas adhik chulbuli pratit hoti thi.dono dost ne to tai kar hi liya tha ki unki khubsoorat gadrai umar ki bahano ko dusra chode, usse achha hai ki wo aapas me adla-badli kar khud aik dusre ki bahno ko chod kar anand le.alakh ka naya idia vijay ko kafi pasand aaya aur aal baat-baat me wo alakh ki bahan rajni ke chutad par hath fer kar maja liya. Chutad par hath ka maja pa rajni thoda sharmayee aur rasili ankhon se dekh kar chali gayee, jisse vijay ka lauda uthak-baithak karne laga.esi prakar alakh vijay ki bahan rani ki aik chuchi par hath mar ab line clear pa kar mast tha. Es prakar dono doston ko in kunwarion ke shabab ko pine ki ummid ho gayee thi. Dono ne aapas me baat kiya aur khule shabdo me aik dusre ki kunwari bahan ka maja lene ki yojna taiyar kiya uske bad ab un dono ko kele ka swad kaise diya jaye ye tay kiya. Alakh ka kahna tha-"dono kunwari aur unchudi hai isliye etminan ke sath hi chodai ho sakti hai." vijay bhi sahmat tha. Usne masti ke sath kaha-"yaar dekh lena meri bahan me dalne ke liye tel ka prayog karna padege. Aikdum se thasi maalwali hai.""dekhna meri bahan ko chodne me bhi pasina aayega pyare, abtak jitni bhi chodi hai uske aage sab fiki ho jayegi.
Desi kahani urdu kahani ki chudai :
""meri bahan tumhari bahan se kisi mane me down nahi hai."vijay bola"ab mai aur bardast nahi kar sakta chodna jald hi hai." kahte huye alakh ka lauda paint me j hatka khaya. Gambhirta ke sath sonchne ke baad vijay bola-"aisa nahi ho sakta ki tum rajni ko sath lekar mere ghar aajao.""ho to sakta hai...""kya tum sthan bana do ge?" "aik tarika hai, mai tumhe raat ko apne waha bhojan par rokunga tum rajni ke sath ruk jana. Meri bahan to ghar me rahegi hi, raat ko humdono adla-badli karke kam bana lenge.""thik hai-agar aisa kar sako to thik hai,par tumhare mammi-papa.""mammi papa bhojan ke baad apne bedroom me chale jate hai, programm raat 11 ke baad aaram se shuru ho sakta hai.""rani ke kamre me tum aur rajni ke kamre me hum, ye to tai hai ki ladkiyan shorgul karne wali nahi, dono par taw hai bade aaram se chodwayegi." "ok vijay! Tumhara program pasand aaya." "very fine to kal hi rakho puri taiyyari tumhare jimme, aik botal english rakh lena, nayee pyali me dal-2 kar piya jayega, sab mast bhi hogi aur pikar chodne ka maza hi kuchh aur hoga." apne jibh ko chat te huye kaha. "ok dear kal sham tum rajni ko lekar kisi bahane se mere yahan aa jao. Aik daud mere yahan aur dusra daud isi tikram se tumhare wahan uske baad eshwer ne chaha to khub dono humlogon ke sath ais karne ko jaya karegi. Waise to dono maal filhal aisa hai ki raatbhar dale pare raho fir bhi man nahi bhare."maan gaye na mujhko" "ha yaar" aur dono palan bana kar alag huye. Ab to un dono ka man apni-apni jawan khadi-khadi gadrai chuchi wali bahano ko dekh-dekh kar pagal sa ho jaya karta tha. Khud dono apni hi bahno me ghuserne ko tarasne lage. Dusre din plan ke anusar alakh ne apni bahan rajni ki nokdar chuchion ko dekh ander se rani ki chuchion ki kalpna se sar se paon tak lahrate hure kaha "tumko rani bulai hai uske wahan humlogon ki dawat hai raat ko rukna hoga." is samachar se rajni lahra uthi. Uski chuchion me sansani daudi aur bur ke fank me gudgudi. Wo janti thi ki rani ke ghar par uska bhai vijay milega to bhaiya rani ke chakkar me par jayenge aur rani ka bhai hum me.
Desi kahaniami ko chodai :
Hai! Istarah to khub maja ayega. Wo sar se paon tak lahrakar apni unchudi bur ko moti-2 chikni rano ke bich daba thora lajati si boli. "thik hai bhaiya chalungi." "phir taiyar ho jao khana wahin khana hai." usi bich badchalan alakh ko kunwari bahan ki khari-2 nagpuri santare ke size ki chuchion ka aik niple puri tarah kapre ke upar dikh gaya. Uska dikhna kya tha alakh ki aankh lal ho gayee. Us ghundi ko dekh alakh par vasna ka kala bhoot sawar huaa. Uska lund aik bargi high voltage se bhar gaya. Uski puri jawani kasmasa uthi. Pahli baar uske man me dosti ke parti gaddari ka bhao aaya. Use laga ki uski bahan rajni vijay ki bahan rani se kafi majedar hai. Jab vijay rajni ko lega to adhik maja aayega. Uska maal vijay ke maal se adhik tagra hai. Wo aik chhan us ghundi ko aiktuk dekhta raha. Fir uska man apni sagi bahan ko usi dum doh kar rakh dene ko tarap gaya. Alakh ke man me paap janma aur man hi man soncha ki aise tagre maal ki chudai to pahle khud hi kar deni chahiye. Kori bahan ke bajay use vijay ke paas chudi bahan le jana chahiye. Is umer me chudi aur unchudi bur ko koi taar thore sakta hai. Asal me rajni ki ghundi use bare hi zalim andaz me use dikhi aik bar me hi uspe tao charh gaya tha.
Desi kahani :
Alakh aur vijay dono bachpan ke dost the, dono ki dosti aaj bhi usi tarah se barkarar thi.dono jawan hokar aik sath jawani ki hawa kha rahe the.. Dono awara kism ke ladke the. Dono ka pariwar aapas me kafi ghula-mila tha.vijay aur alakh dono aik hi collage me b.a. ke student the. Padai-likhai me dono ka man nahi lagta tha collage ke naam par dono hi lofergiri karte the.dono achhe ghar ke the isliye paison ka kami na tha. Maal patakar dono aik sath kahin le jate aur dono milkar chodkar maja lete the. Dono me se maal koi pataye par maja dono sath hi lete the, jo kharcha aata dono aapas me aadha-2 kar lete the. Dono ko bur ka maja lag chuka tha. Ye dono 22 sal ke manchale naujawan the. Aapas me jab bhi milte to bas mauj masti ki hi baat kiya karte the. Ab tak un dono ne 4buron ko chodkar maja liya tha. Jinme se do ko vijay ne aur do ko alakh ne pataya tha.dono ko bur ka nasha iskadar pagal banaye huye tha. Dono ki dosti itni pakki thi ki kisi bhi maal ko koi akela safachat nahi karta tha, dono milkar maja lete the. Bur ka maja pakar dono ka lund bur ka diwana bana hardam fanfanaya rahta tha aur dono hamesha bur chodne ki jugar me lage rahte the.
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Aik din collage ke park me dono sath baithe rangin baton ke tane-bane bunte burwaliyoon se milnewale anand ki baat-chit kar rahe the to alakh ne kaha"yaar vijay! Mere dimag me aik naya idia aaya hai,agar tum taiyar ho jao to maja aajata aur fastclass ki kunwari chhokarian hum dono ke hath lag jati","yaar idhar mahino se lund thanak raha hai, sali koi pat nahi rahi hai.lagta hai humdono ko randiwali bur chodni paregi." alakh apne jawan sharir ko ainthte huye bola-"randi chodne se achha hai satka mar liya jaye",maja to privet ko hi chodne me hai." "mere idia par chalo to maja aajata, bhagdaud bhi nahi, na paisa kharch aur maal aikdam pure". Alakh vijay ke hath ko dabata hua bola. Is samay dono ki jawani madhhoshi se bhari thi aur dono ke lund paint me sursura rahe the.dono ke ankhon me bur ki tasweer nach rahi thi."batao yaar! Kya naya idia hai?" "humlog aapas me adla badli karke khub maja le sakte hai.""kaisa adla-badli?" "dekho yaar vijay! Tumhari bahan sayani hai aur meri bhi bahan khubsurat aur kunwari hai, aisi damdar laundia 1000-500 kharch karne par bhi jaldi nahi pategi, aikbar pati phi jhansa de gayee, isliye mera idia hai ke humdono aapas me adla-badli karke maja le, undono ko aikbar patane me thodi dikkat hogi phir to maja pane ke baad dono khud hi......" apne idia ke sath alakh apne honto ho chatne laga. Aikpal ke liye vijay ka mood kharab hua, par dusre hi chhan jab alakh ki gadrai bahan ki kasi-kasi chuchion ka dhayan aaya to muskan ke sath kaha-"agar tumhe harj nahi hai to adla-badli karne ko taiyar hu." is par alakh khushi se bhar kar vijay ke kandhe ko thapthpa kar bola-"yaar tum bhi ajib ho, akhir humdono ki bahano par bhi to jawani chadhti ho gi, koi na koi chodkar maja lega hi, hami log apas me adal-badal kar maja le to kya harj hai, dono aapas me hum umr ki sahelian bhi hai kisi ko shak bhi nahi hoga aur kachak maal jab man karega chodne ke liye mil jayega, dono ki chuchi dekhte nahi bina bra ke har wakt kitna tana tana rahta hai, chodne layak dono hai." alakh ke naye idia se vijay ke munh me pani bhar gaya,uske lund ka halchal tej hua aur alakh ki kunwari bahan ki gadrai jawani ankhon me ghumne lagi.udhar is naye vichar ke sath alakh ki ankhon me vijay ki syani bahan ka kora badan nasha karne laga.uske baad dono ne aapas me apni bahno ki adla-badli karne ka program banaya aur fir chokh maal ko lutne ke firak ne puri tarah se dono par gaye.
Behn ki Desi kahani :
Vijay ki bahan bhi gori-chitti thi aur alakh ki bhi dono ki umar me bas aik-do mah ka antar tha. Dono 18 sal ki syani aur samajhdar ladkian thi. Dono ki chuchio ka size bhi aik thi. Vijay ki bahan ka naam rani tna aur alakh ki bahan ka rajni.dono ka aapas me kafi patati thi.waise dono alag-alag school me padti thi.syanepan ki masti undono ko bhi kabhi-kabhi chulbulahat me bharne lagi thi. Dono ko laundiapan ka gyan bhi tha. Dono ke bur par syanepan ke bal ug chale the. Vijay ki bahan rani rajni ki apekchha kuchh adhik moti thi aur sath hi kuchh chalak bhi thi.waise bur abhi dono ki kunwari hi thi. Rajni ki to chuchi bhi kunwari thi, par rani chori chhipe doodhwale se kabhi-kabhar chhati ko dabwakar maja bhi li thi.is prakar rani me thora bahut anubhav tha, maja pakar use syanapan katne lag gayee thi.dono hi shahri watawaran ki ladkian thi,isliye unko apne ladkipan ke syane ango ki kimat ka pata tha. Rajni aur rani dono ko pata tha ki tango ke bich jo bur hai wo mard ke lund se chodi jati hai, aur jab bur ko chodwaya jata hai to ladkiyon ko apar anand aata hai. Naye idia ke sath alak aur vijay aik-dusre ki kunwari bahno se maja lene ke chakkar me pad gaye. Dono pahle apni-apni bahano ko aik dusre se baat karte huye karib laye.is prakar vijay ki bahan rani alakh se hasne-bolne lagi aur alakh ki bahan rajni vijay ke sath hasne-bolne lagi. Dono dost to aapas me sadhe-badhe the hi. Dono ko dono laundia me syanepan ki bharpur masti nazar aane lagi thi. Dono aapas me milkar aik dusre ki bahno ki jawani rangin tarif karte...aage unko fansa kar mauj-masti karne ki yojna banate.
Desi kahani pakistani hot urdu desi kahani :
Is parkar dono bahno ki adla-badli se apne lund ki pyas bhujhane ko puri tarah se taiyar the. Udhar dono aik dusre ke bhaiyon ke karib aakar apne sayanepan me gudguddi ka anubhav karne lagi thi. Dono yaar chodu the. Isliye undono ne dekh-dakh kar hi un ladkiyon se apni ichchha ko zahir kiya tha. Chunki rani chuchi ka maja doodhwale se pa chuki thi isliye alakh ke pas jakar baat-chit karne aur apne yauwano ko ghur-ghur ka dikhwane me bada maja aata tha. Pahle dono baat-chit aur how-bhaw se aik dusre ki syani bahno ko apne rangin khyaloon se parichit karaya aur uske bad thoda sa chhu-chha karke un dono ki soyee jawani ko chikor kar jagaya. Isparakar rani aur rajni dono ko ahsas ho gaya ki dono ke bhai aik dusre ki bahano ko fit karne ke chakkar me pade hai. Iski suchna pahle rajni ko rani ne ulahne ke roop me gudgudate man se deti boli-"rajni! Tumhare bhaiya bade waise hai...aaj to meri chati pakarna chahe...hai""tumhare bhaiya bhi to wahi hai..jab dekho to meri chhati ko ghurte hai." rajni bhi sar se panw tak lahrati huyee boli.is tarah dono sahelian aik dusre ki masti ke sath tane marti aik dusre ke bhaiyon se mauj masti ke liye lalachne lagi. Ab ye dono jawan ladkian bhi aapas me kilkar aik dusre ke bhaiyon ke dwara ki gari harkaton ke warnan aik dusre se karti huyee maja leti. Rajni ki apekchha rani ki bur adhik chubula rahi thi. Wo rajni ki tulna me alakh ke pas adhik chulbuli pratit hoti thi.dono dost ne to tai kar hi liya tha ki unki khubsoorat gadrai umar ki bahano ko dusra chode, usse achha hai ki wo aapas me adla-badli kar khud aik dusre ki bahno ko chod kar anand le.alakh ka naya idia vijay ko kafi pasand aaya aur aal baat-baat me wo alakh ki bahan rajni ke chutad par hath fer kar maja liya. Chutad par hath ka maja pa rajni thoda sharmayee aur rasili ankhon se dekh kar chali gayee, jisse vijay ka lauda uthak-baithak karne laga.esi prakar alakh vijay ki bahan rani ki aik chuchi par hath mar ab line clear pa kar mast tha. Es prakar dono doston ko in kunwarion ke shabab ko pine ki ummid ho gayee thi. Dono ne aapas me baat kiya aur khule shabdo me aik dusre ki kunwari bahan ka maja lene ki yojna taiyar kiya uske bad ab un dono ko kele ka swad kaise diya jaye ye tay kiya. Alakh ka kahna tha-"dono kunwari aur unchudi hai isliye etminan ke sath hi chodai ho sakti hai." vijay bhi sahmat tha. Usne masti ke sath kaha-"yaar dekh lena meri bahan me dalne ke liye tel ka prayog karna padege. Aikdum se thasi maalwali hai.""dekhna meri bahan ko chodne me bhi pasina aayega pyare, abtak jitni bhi chodi hai uske aage sab fiki ho jayegi.
Desi kahani urdu kahani ki chudai :
""meri bahan tumhari bahan se kisi mane me down nahi hai."vijay bola"ab mai aur bardast nahi kar sakta chodna jald hi hai." kahte huye alakh ka lauda paint me j hatka khaya. Gambhirta ke sath sonchne ke baad vijay bola-"aisa nahi ho sakta ki tum rajni ko sath lekar mere ghar aajao.""ho to sakta hai...""kya tum sthan bana do ge?" "aik tarika hai, mai tumhe raat ko apne waha bhojan par rokunga tum rajni ke sath ruk jana. Meri bahan to ghar me rahegi hi, raat ko humdono adla-badli karke kam bana lenge.""thik hai-agar aisa kar sako to thik hai,par tumhare mammi-papa.""mammi papa bhojan ke baad apne bedroom me chale jate hai, programm raat 11 ke baad aaram se shuru ho sakta hai.""rani ke kamre me tum aur rajni ke kamre me hum, ye to tai hai ki ladkiyan shorgul karne wali nahi, dono par taw hai bade aaram se chodwayegi." "ok vijay! Tumhara program pasand aaya." "very fine to kal hi rakho puri taiyyari tumhare jimme, aik botal english rakh lena, nayee pyali me dal-2 kar piya jayega, sab mast bhi hogi aur pikar chodne ka maza hi kuchh aur hoga." apne jibh ko chat te huye kaha. "ok dear kal sham tum rajni ko lekar kisi bahane se mere yahan aa jao. Aik daud mere yahan aur dusra daud isi tikram se tumhare wahan uske baad eshwer ne chaha to khub dono humlogon ke sath ais karne ko jaya karegi. Waise to dono maal filhal aisa hai ki raatbhar dale pare raho fir bhi man nahi bhare."maan gaye na mujhko" "ha yaar" aur dono palan bana kar alag huye. Ab to un dono ka man apni-apni jawan khadi-khadi gadrai chuchi wali bahano ko dekh-dekh kar pagal sa ho jaya karta tha. Khud dono apni hi bahno me ghuserne ko tarasne lage. Dusre din plan ke anusar alakh ne apni bahan rajni ki nokdar chuchion ko dekh ander se rani ki chuchion ki kalpna se sar se paon tak lahrate hure kaha "tumko rani bulai hai uske wahan humlogon ki dawat hai raat ko rukna hoga." is samachar se rajni lahra uthi. Uski chuchion me sansani daudi aur bur ke fank me gudgudi. Wo janti thi ki rani ke ghar par uska bhai vijay milega to bhaiya rani ke chakkar me par jayenge aur rani ka bhai hum me.
Desi kahaniami ko chodai :
Hai! Istarah to khub maja ayega. Wo sar se paon tak lahrakar apni unchudi bur ko moti-2 chikni rano ke bich daba thora lajati si boli. "thik hai bhaiya chalungi." "phir taiyar ho jao khana wahin khana hai." usi bich badchalan alakh ko kunwari bahan ki khari-2 nagpuri santare ke size ki chuchion ka aik niple puri tarah kapre ke upar dikh gaya. Uska dikhna kya tha alakh ki aankh lal ho gayee. Us ghundi ko dekh alakh par vasna ka kala bhoot sawar huaa. Uska lund aik bargi high voltage se bhar gaya. Uski puri jawani kasmasa uthi. Pahli baar uske man me dosti ke parti gaddari ka bhao aaya. Use laga ki uski bahan rajni vijay ki bahan rani se kafi majedar hai. Jab vijay rajni ko lega to adhik maja aayega. Uska maal vijay ke maal se adhik tagra hai. Wo aik chhan us ghundi ko aiktuk dekhta raha. Fir uska man apni sagi bahan ko usi dum doh kar rakh dene ko tarap gaya. Alakh ke man me paap janma aur man hi man soncha ki aise tagre maal ki chudai to pahle khud hi kar deni chahiye. Kori bahan ke bajay use vijay ke paas chudi bahan le jana chahiye. Is umer me chudi aur unchudi bur ko koi taar thore sakta hai. Asal me rajni ki ghundi use bare hi zalim andaz me use dikhi aik bar me hi uspe tao charh gaya tha.
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